whirr and burble

katoyuu:

“おれが死んだら即おれの預金とか全部おろしてエキストラ会社に電話してもらって、通夜葬儀の2日間、女の子ばっか派遣して泣き芝居してもらって、参列者の男どもに「（え？あいつ、こんなにモテまくってたの？！」って思わせたいし、その風景を想像するとかなり前向きに、ポジティブな意味で死にたい！”

— Twitter / takaneet (via jyamil) (via hoory) (via tra249) (via exposition) (via fukumatsu) (via blacktights) (via rbunche) (via rosarosa) (via gkojax)

“When I die. Withdraw all my accounts at once. Call the temp agency to sent the girl-extras, and make them pretend to cry for two days (the wake and the funeral). My countrymen might think that “What? Was he such popular among so many girls?!”
I can imagine such scenery, so I want to die of a positive meaning. Yeah, considerably I want to go to heaven!!”
lol.